About This Game Earn points by doing that which is pointless.Based on the designer’s own struggle with depression, Life is Pointless takes the player on a cerebral and stoic adventure as they try to escape their meaningless existence. Deep and contemplative, the player is forced to repeatedly complete the same mundane tasks in this minimalist experience, watching as the days pass endlessly before them. More of a philosophical argument than a game, Life is Pointless will force you to take a closer look at your own daily actions, and determine if you, too, are in the pointless pursuit of points.Features include:•Over .01 hours of exciting gameplay!•Absolutely no multiplayer capabilities!•Vivid color palette of black, white, off-white, and dark-grey!•Painstakingly produced over the span of almost an entire week!•Two endlessly looping tracks of music, each an astonishing six seconds long!•Revolutionary day and night cycle!•Incredibly smooth learning curve!•Points!But the best part about Life is Pointless is that you don’t even need to be actively playing the game to earn points! For the truly devoted player who wants to live the game, rather than play it, they can minimize the application, and perform their daily computer routines. Even if the game loses focus, it will still record the number of key presses you enter, slowly adding them to your score. At the end of the day, you can go back into the game, and see just how many points your normally pointless existence has earned you!“Fantastic!” -Made up game reviewer #1“5 stars!” -Made up game reviewer #2“The greatest game ever made!” -Will deManbey (Game Designer, Life is Pointless)“Better than Car Theft Auto!” -Will deManbey’s MomDisclaimer:If you haven’t already guessed from the above description, screenshots, and trailers, there isn’t all that much to this game. It was created from a place of twisted darkness in the designer’s soul, and publishing it was just something he decided to do for fun. He was originally going to make it free, but the same twisted darkness thought it would be hilarious to make people pay for it. That being said, do not purchase this “game” if you do not have a sense of humor. If you’re planning on feeling disappointed, and writing a negative review about it later, then you might as well stop right here. This game was built on negativity and disappointment, so the designer has plenty of it already. 7aa9394dea Title: Life is PointlessGenre: CasualDeveloper:Will deManbeyPublisher:Will deManbeyRelease Date: 4 Feb, 2019 Life Is Pointless Full Crack [portable] This game is exactly what the trailer shows. You press keys and you get points. It also allows you to leave it run in the background and gain points from all the key presses you do in your day, although it seems to be a little too intensive on the GPU. It's essentialy an idle game without all of the mind manipulation and effort required of you. It's kinda funny, but there are definitaly many people don't like paying money for this kinda of stuff. Unless you don't mind paying 99 cents for a chuckle or want to make your google searches feel meaningful I wouldn't recommend this.. Finally a game that 100% delivers on its promise. You don't even need to browse any reviews to find out what's in store for you, just read the description. If you buy this and want a refund, you only have yourself to blame.5/7 would spend my next Valentine's Day with this game again.. lmao good joke. Game is pretty good if you really have nothing better to do=-=-=-=Pros=-=-=-=\u256d\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u256e- Time Killing - Simple\u2570\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u256f=-=-=-=Cons=-=-=-=\u256d\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u256e- Boring - Repetitive\u2570\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u2501\u256f. Very good game I really enjoy the level of satisfaction of gaining points with every keystroke I make. Personally I find the story of the game to be quite lacking, however this is easily fixed by playing another game. The objective for anyone who thinks about acquiring this game, should be to acquire the achievement "depression". I wish more content could be added to really fill the void and bring a higher level of immersion to the player, such as the character possibly crying or banging their head against the desk after a certain period of time in game. All in all this is a very good game and I would recommend it to anyone with 99 cents burning a hole in their pocket.. Love the soundtrack, great game to play when you're not feeling too happy.
top of page
bottom of page
Comments